i see stupid people like me
and they are getting on my last nerve .
so your job has been stressing you out . this isn't an office . it's hell with fluorescent lighting .
and there's not much relief on the outside . life's a circus and i'm stuck in the freak tent .
you do the best you can . when in doubt . MUMBLE .
often outdoing yourself . go the extra mile . surely someone will find you and bring you back !
but look whom you are working with . i see stupid people .
no matter where you turn , you are faced with insanity . a few presents short of a full sleigh .
incompetence, some people are like slinkies . not really good for much . but yo cant help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs .
and insolence , im sorry but im all out of nice .
and yet , you are still polite to others . im busy .
and apologetic when you are not . when i said you were average i was just being mean .
you inquire about their lives . so when's the wizard going to get back to you about that brain?
offer any assistance they may need , i'll help you out . which way did you come in?
and appreciate their contributions . you drive me to drink . thank you .
you work well on team projects . great minds think alike . unfortunately so do stupid ones .
regardless of whom you are working with . im not a complete idiot - some parts are missing .
you are always an intergal part of the group . do not follow , for i may not lead . do not lead , for i may not follow . just get away from me . will you?
often doing more than your share . my boss said my assignment was a piece of cake . so i ate it .
you stay on task . just because i have a short attention span doesn't mean .
my photographic memory never developed .
and present your brilliant mind . gifted (certainly no one would pay for me)
you set goals . i dont drink anymore . i also dont drink any less .
and work hard to achieve them . a train station is where a train stops . a bus station is where a bus stops . this is my work station .
you know you should slow down . stress is when you wake up screaming . and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet .
and . yet . you keep trying to do more . shop - a - holic
complications have gotten out of control . stop the madness .
it may be time for drastic measures . kill me now .
or perhaps semidrastic measures . dont make me kick you .
it can be a bit confusing at times . did you ever stop to think . and forget to start again ?
some say it's because you do too much . you can never garden too mulch .
but it's not your fault you have a week's worth of obligations to fit into a single day .
im out of my mind but feel free to leave a message .
its time to take control . how can i miss you . if you wont go away?
perhaps you need to get away from it all . no wake zone .
take a step back and reprioritize . seas the day .
get a new outlook on life . some say the glass is half-full . some say the glass is half-empty . i say are you gonna drink that ?
things are rarely as bad as they seem . before my morning coffee . i might as well be a dog .
you just have to change your point of view . those who think . small things cant make a difference .
have never tried to sleep with a mosquito .
appreciate things for what they are . pain in the neck .
and in the end . exercise . eat right . die anyway .
u will know you did the best you could . chaos , panic , and disorder . my work here is done . !
happy reading .
